In Response to SOXS's NFL know-knowthingness

Seriously Sox's liking the Raiders, that's like negative infinity to begin with.

Well its that time of year again when Raider's and Niner's fans scream at each other, "YOU'RE TEAM SUCKS!! WE ARE SO MUCH BETTER THAN YOU!!!!!!!"

Unfortunately, this year the first part is true of both teams.

Lets start with the Niners.
J.T. O' Sullivan's biggest moment of the season when he didn't have any turnovers in week 2, (i think). Every other week its been the J.T. turnover train. We can hate Alex smith all we want, but at least last year, we got to punt. And with a Pro-Bowler like Andy Lee, that's alot better than Turnover, after Turnover by J.T. O.

Vernon Davis
Wow, electrifying player, with the ball in his hands.
But to get it in his hands...Wow...IMPOSSIBLE.
Hey Vernon figure out how to get open and catch the ball like a real man.
Then you can use your super GOD-LIKE physique to score. But until then quit Whining about never getting the football, and go DIE!

Frank Gore
Would be the bright spot but J.T. is to big a black hole for anyone to see a Bright Spot.

Nolan
Not as much to blame as everyone thinks. I mean he got fired after losing to the two teams in the Super Bowl and the Eagles, three pretty good teams.

Defense
How much MONEY do we HAVE to pour in before you get the idea that you are talented enough to compete!!!!!
Then again all of J.T. turnovers in bad field position may make them look worse than they should.

RAIDER TIME
First Running Backs, doing okay, McFadden has done nothing, but overall okay.

Russell
Better than Smith give you that, but guaranteed Superstar, not yet.

Receiving Core
You guys are so bad, that for the first time since T.O. (string of cussing) left the bay Area. The Niners have a better receiving core than you idiots. All I have to say is Congratulations Javon Walker on making yourself the most hated Wide Receiver in Oakland since Randy (do i even need to say it) Moss.

Defense
What the HEll happened to you guys, so two years ago your the 3rd best unit in the NFL, what happens, you get improved, and viola, you fall straight back down to the bottom of the heap.

Now Rankings
1-Titans-Wow how many teams must regret not taking Lendale White now.
2-Panthers-No matter how stupid Steve Smith is he is the crazy fastest man on the field
3-Giants- Seem to be pumping on all cylinders
4-Redskins-In memory of Sean Taylor, may he rest in peace
5-Bills-local prospects(Trent Edwards, Marshawn Lynch) take this team to the top
6-Patriots-apparently Matt Cassell's okay
7-Cowboys-two weeks ago were on top of the world now their Romo and Pacman are gone and the world looks bleak
8-Steelers-for all Soxs's whining about under achieving their doing okay
9-Bucs- the D is back and Earnest Graham and Cadillac are killing
10-Ravens- the D is BACK and Flaco kid can play
11-Cardinals- could win division in two weeks
12-Falcons-Hand the ball to Michael Turner, and then watch Matt Ryan destroy defenses
13-Bears-two unlucky games from 6-1
14-Eagles-Looked good early, going south for the Winter very fast though
15-Packer's-just as good as the team WITH Brett Farve
16-Jets-Brett Farve does not have enough magic to make this team good
17-Broncos-And people thought Jay Cutler would bring this team to the Super Bowl in like 2 years, its now been 3
18-Saints- thank you Duece McAllister for using illegal drugs to get better so quickly
19-Browns- so much for the playoffs
20-Colts-Finally feeling their age
21-Texans-Andre Johnson makes a moderate QB look great
22-Vikes-where has the magic gone
23-Dolphins-found the magic
24-Jags- Next on NBC: Can the Jags find a QB who doesn't blow?
25-Chargers- Guess Norv Turner will be back with Alex Smith next season (unemployed)
26-Seahawks-come on only 34-13 over the Turnover train, i mean really now
27-Rainders-where's the D
28-Rams-need to get back to winning
29-Niners-J.T. O. and the Turnover train
30-Chiefs-living where we all expected them too
31-Lions-the surefire Losers
32-Bengals- where did this team go