Last week in the NFL

Before this week ends i would like to finally catch up with last weeks games

Niner time
4 catagories
Shaun Hill
Refs
Martz
Vernon Davis

First Shaun Hill
good game(mostly)
but two interception late in the game set up the winning TD and probably cost ur team the game.
Be more careful with it.

Refs
First, how come no one on the niner sideline knew the ball was starting from the 2 and a 1/2
until after the game was over? Hmmm...maybe we should make sure they place no bets on that game. (kidding, i think)

Martz
For once i wish u were the pass lkoving manic some people think u are
because i u were, u would have thrown the ball in that situation, and maybe we win.

Vernon Davis
Better game way to wake up
but keep the helmet on the head

Now Raider's
Alright i think its been decided, NFL if u throw at Asamouga (or however u spell it) bad things happen for u
Now how do u explain a game in which the best moment for the raider's was an interception, with no return.

Oh right BAD!!

Maybe they win sometime soon with their young guns, but for now, Bay Area fans have no good teams for NFL Football

Rankings de mio
1. Titans- they just keep winning, showed they can pass
2.Giants-best in the NFC
3.Panthers-don't deserve this spot, but no one else does either
4.Jets-D looks good, and ripped up the week Rams for 40 in the first half
5.Ravens- Killer D, and scores 30 plus points a game
6.Redskins-win this one for Sean Taylor
7.Steelers- Big Ben imploding? and the team has lost two of three
8.Falcons-Matt Ryan earning every cent of his pay check this year
9.Bucs-running strong but big test against AP
10.Patriots-apparently Matt Casell is actually pretty good
11.Colts- back to back wins over the Pats and Steelers, looking like last years team
12.Cardinals- survived the Niners, but makes u wonder how good the are
13.Eagles-Can not win in dvision, and seem to be falling fast
14.Bears-Pass Defense gets destroyed, needs to get it together for chance in playoffs
15.Dolphins- how much magic does this team have
16.Cowboys- dying without Romo, do they have enough time to get him back and catch up?
17.Bills- have been shot through the heart, and seem to be dying off this year
18.Broncos- Can Jay Cutler lead this team to victory?
19.Vikings- How many positions do u think Coach Childress wants to put AP in for this week (QB, RB, and at least one defensive)
20.Packers- wishing they had Farve
21.Chargers- need to win against Steelers this week if they want a chance
22.Jags- still looking for a real win
23.Saints- are returning to the Ain'ts
24.Brown's- Brady Quinn looks good
25.Texans- still learning
26.Seahawks- just keep running, just keep running
27.Niner's- promising game, next week the Lams, but can the (insert name here) Turnover Train be stopped?
28.Chiefs- can they rise again?
29.Rams-gave up 40 in the first half, but looked better in the second
30.Raider's- Offense has been missing, but the D is solidifing
31.Bengals-next up on Search and Rescue- Can we find the real Bengals?(answer: yes their all in Jail)
32.Lions- Could not get worse if they tried.

Life reaches the breaking point

Alright, let me get this out there. I am ready to find peace with the world. But every time i make one move towards agreement, life turns and says, "Fuck you!!" So i sit in my sphere of hate, and contemplate how to move back with mainstream society, then i remeber how stupid main stream society is and i am glad.

AHHHHHHHHHH Idiots

So let mew phrase this carefully.

FIRST...MIKE SINGLETARY IS AN IDIOT FOR PULLING DOWN HIS PANTS IN THE LOCKER ROOM DURING HALFTIME

SECOND...MIKE SINGLETARY IS AN IDIOT FOR TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHO "LEAKED" IT TO THE REPORTERS

THIRD... MIKE SINGLETARY NEEDS TO EITHER KEEP HIS PANTS UP OR NOT CARE IF THE WORLD KNOWS

And he's not even the biggest idiot in bay area sports...HELL, NO. If i made a list from 1-100 (hmm. Want to try and do that sometime Sox's?) of stupidedesty people in BAY AREA SPORTS alone. Hell, he wouldn't touch the top 90. and that's just current idiots if we went back into the past he would be so far gone its not even funny. But topping the list def

1.Al Davis (duh)
2.The Whole York Family (exluding Eddie Debartolo(thanks for the five Super Bowls before your idiot relatives took over))
3.Whoever the HELL is running the Warriors (cohn or Rowell(they both have F**ked up the team for most of my life(WOOT!)))